If you spend 2 mins tricking out your new Razer bluetooth mouse to look like a Trilobita Xandarella fossil from the Burgess Shale (using a wire twisty tie):
1. You might be a geek. Seriously. And way too easily amused.
2. You might need a vacation. Seriously x2.
3. You might want to put down the technologies and run out to buy a TV and watch more, ah, American Idol or something. Or maybe buy a copy of Cosmo.
Inspiration = "Wonderful Life: The Burgess Shale and the Nature of History" by Stephen Jay Gould, circa 1989
It's a disgusting shade of Pepto-Bismol pink, and too much of a pain to ship back - what the heck else was I gonna do with it?!